Shoesession

Perhaps there should be a compromise and boil one in hot water, and spit roast one like a hog. After all, you don't want to just have your food cooked all the same.

Please, burn, please!

I'm still waiting, if really nobody wants to have fun with their ballerinas

okay i'll cook and cut one of her ballerinas and burn the other one.

How will you cook it, roast or boil? Boiling is common, what you do to carrots and peas, roasting is for prime steaks! I hope you roast it and use plenty of cooking oil or lard to bast the shoe with first.

I'll cook the shoe in boiling water and then cut it, but if you prefer oil I can send you her ballerinas and you can do what you want with thembut then you should also make pictures and videos of the end of their ballerinas.

Trouble is if you sent them to me I would not destroy them but put them in my collection after uch cleaning to make them look as new and good as possible, I would not be able to bring myself to destroy them.
Besides if my wife seen me trying to destroy them she would think I had gone mad as she knows I spend a lot of time cleaning my collection ect.

If in time, maybe you could give it a new look, cut them behind and make some bedroom slippers