Anyone ever buy a purse, fuck it, and then return it?

[ihumpherpurse]

I think it would be pretty crazy. You go to Dillard's, or Macy's, or any famous dept. store. You buy a purse, you take it home and drench it in cum. THEN the next day, you clean up your mess, and return the purse to the store. You get your money back, and perhaps do the same thing to another purse. I think it would be quite crazy. Pretty daring, i'd say. Nobody ever thinks of cumming on a purse. That's why our fetish here would be very shocking if someone ever discovered it, to say the least. You'd really have to clean it up spotless, if you were to do something like that to a purse. I think it would be very daring, very gutsy, but i am sure someone on this website would probably do it. Do we have anyone here who would even consider doing something like that?? Let's hear it!!

[pursecummer]

I've done it many times! However, I have never had the balls to do it with a very expensive purse like a coach or other for fear of them not taking it back. I've done it with several cheaper purses in the 40-50 dollar range. Some leather some vinyl. I take them home for the weekend when my wife is gone and fuck them good. I even cum inside them and leave it to dry in the cloth lining. Nobody ever checks inside with all the paper stuffing etc. Its great thinking about some woman buying your purse. The best is when the return lady is hot and she is touching the purse that just had your cum on it! Nobody would ever think that someone would masturbate with a new purse and then return it! Try it!

[ihumpherpurse]

I am thinking of doing just that, but with an expensive bag. Maybe a $200 Coach bag. Women who really are hoity-toity buy $200 Coach bags, or more expensive ones. They are walking-on-two-legs-fashionistas. They wouldn't think twice about slapping down $200 on a brand new purse. They are women who really know what is hot out therek, who know all of the best brands. It would be the prime type of purse to jizz up really good, and return!!

[pursecummer]

Let me know how it goes. I would be careful if there is any mark or stain inside or out they may not take it back. Let us know if you were successful. If so I may try it with a hot leather coach purse. Coach is my favorite. Bought a bunch for my wife that I cum all over

[ihumpherpurse]

Yeah, it wouldn't be wise to cum inside it, on the fabric. Cumming on the leather, and then quickly wiping up the mess, is the best way to do it. Cum is acidic, and will ruin leather. It's best to just jizz it, and wipe it up. Maybe later, jizz it again, and wipe it up. I wouldn't even have to cum on it. It would be great to just lay down and hump it, or sleep with it, tucked in my sweat pants. Maybe i'll have a nice, wet dream, and my load will wet it good. Ebay has a return policy. You have like 45 days if you decide you aren't satisfied with something. It would be nice buying a few hot purses from some ladies on ebay, then cum on them good, and then clean up the mess and send them back within that 45 day period. You could say, "My lady friend wasn't satisfied with it." Then you could send it back, after you made love to the purse. It gives you a little consession. Then you can find another purse on ebay, and do the same thing. Buy it, and when it arrives, you get sexual with it. You make love to it, and then return it to the lady, saying your lady friend wasn't satisfied with it. You could do that a lot, and go through like 5 different female sellers, buying their purses. Then, without making ebay suspicious, you keep a purse for good. Later on, you can buy one and return it several times again. It would keep things interesting, and you can sex up plenty of purses along the way.

[pursecummer]

Problem is you have to pay shipping on all those returns. Easier to just return them to the store

[ihumpherpurse]

Problem is you have to pay shipping on all those returns. Easier to just return them to the store

That's true. Still, $5.00 here and there, to fuck with a $600 Coach bag? Or even a $700 Chloe bag? It would be a cream done true!!

[HANDBAG_SEX]

Anyone ever buy a purse, fuck it, and then return it?

in short......no...........if i buy a purse, im ikely to addictively ........y'know.............keep it.....and well.............shag it

every purse/ handbag has a story and a unique smell and feel....its never the same again if you sell a bag, and get another one of the same type........This is probably the reason why i have a large collection .... Most women would go nuts for this lot..........pics and cumshots soon guys

[ihumpherpurse]

My collection is also very big. At last count, about a year and a half ago, i was up to about 500 purses. Since then i have bought a lot of purses, so it could be like 550 now. I almost bought a beautiful Ann Taylor purse the other day at a local thrift store. It was black leather, and the leather was very smooth. It was $17.99. I wish i had bought it, because i ended up buying a small, silver purse and a pair of leather booties. That cost me $11.00 and some change. I should just bought the Ann Taylor purse. :/ This year i plan on buying a ton of purses, maybe 50 or more from now till December 31st. My newest favorite purse brand is Italian designer Marino Orlandi. I am talking some seriously beautiful purses! I buy them used on ebay and other sites, but brand new they cost about $300.00. VERY soft and supple leather.